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Warmal Globing |
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The lighter side of global warming |
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There is a large volume of work related to the belches and...farts… of animals. Seems that most of it comes out of Europe. I’m shocked that such behavior would occur in France—even among farm animals. A quick description of the role of animals in climate change can be found here. |
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Wasn’t me... |
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Kangaroos—They don’t look that smart, but apparently they have something to say about global warming. |
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You can lead a cow to water, but how do you get her to stick to the flatulence quota? |
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Cow methane can be converted into plastic. Imagine your milk coming to you in a container made from cow farts. There is a certain symmetry to it... |
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Nutritional supplements reduce cow belching, which reduces global warming |
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At last— a vaccine that reduces sheep farting, which will reduce… you got it… global warming!
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This report explains that by adding “aromatic extracts of herbs such as thyme, mint and others” to feed, we not only reduce the cow farting that “is an extreme danger to the environment”—we also make cow farts less offensive. |
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Darn! I really like John Travolta. When I hear the idiot Hollywood talking heads go on about global warming I always comfort myself with the thought that there are some bright people out there—they just choose (brightly) to keep their mouths shut. Scratch another one off that list.
Next big movie idea…
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