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Unexpected Consequences

Now this will be interesting.  Whenever the Government gets involved with fixing the environment, consequences eventually point out the folly.  This fact has a rich history—one glaring example is how Asian carp were introduced to clean Southern fisheries, and they ended up killing off every fish in whatever ecosystem they enter.  We now have underwater electric fences in Chicago, hoping to prevent the entry of these fish into Lake Michigan.  The Government does not have a monopoly in this activity; well-meaning environmentalists have a rich history themselves.  You will read in the New York Times about the successful release of thousands of mink from fur farms, but you won’t read about the slow starvation of these animals in the wild.  The bottom line is that every action has a wide range of unintended consequences.  Some have called it “the butterfly effect”—not just in the movie of the same name.

Did anyone expect Global Warming to threaten the small, family-run restaurants in Mexico?

The old Time magazine from 1975 suggests putting soot on the arctic ice caps, to absorb more heat from the sun and prevent the freezing of all of mankind.  That was a bad idea.  Now this article reassures us that for a few trillion dollars, a ring of shade could be place around the earth. Déjà vu all over again…  I placed it in this section as an example of one of the consequences of global warming—global stupidity!

Turns out that if the earth warms, the trains won’t run on time.  There are other surprises as well.

Satellites will stay up longer than they used to.  So will the nuts and bolts that the astronauts drop.

Global warming the cause of seal infidelity!!

Global warming fuels fungal toad-killer!!

Toads aside, us Wisconsin rednecks joke about the benefit of a warmer winter, and yell “Global warming?  Bring it on!!”   But beyond that, it is rare to have a situation that is only bad.  Sure, we know about the flooding… but people die from the cold too!  And in the past, every environmental change has resulted in adaptation by the reining biota—why not now?  Three links below dare to peak at the good side of global warming.

A complete list of things caused by global warming

Agricultural land increase, Africa devastated, African aid threatened, air pressure changes, Alaska reshaped, allergies increase, Alps melting, Amazon a desert, American dream end,  amphibians breeding earlier (or not),  ancient forests dramatically changed, Antarctic grass flourishes, anxiety,  algal blooms, archaeological sites threatened, Arctic bogs melt, Asthma, atmospheric defiance,  atmospheric circulation modified, avalanches reduced, avalanches increased,  bananas destroyed, bananas grow, bet for $10,000,  better beer, big melt faster, billion dollar research projects, billions of deaths, bird distributions change, birds return early, blackbirds stop singing, blizzards, blue mussels return, boredom, Britain Siberian, British gardens change, brothels struggle, bubonic plague, budget increases, building collapse, building season extension, bushfires, business opportunities, business risks,  butterflies move north,  cardiac arrest, caterpillar biomass shift, challenges and opportunities, childhood insomnia, Cholera, civil unrest, cloud increase, cloud stripping,   cod go south, cold climate creatures survive, cold spells (Australia), computer models, conferences, coral bleaching, coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink ,  cold spells, cost of trillions, crime increase, crocodile sex, crumbling roads, buildings and sewage systems, cyclones (Australia), damages equivalent to $200 billion,  Darfur, Dengue hemorrhagic fever, dermatitis, desert advance, desert life threatened, desert retreat,  destruction of the environment, diarrhoea, disappearance of coastal cities,  diseases move north, Dolomites collapse, drought, drowning people,  ducks and geese decline, dust bowl in the corn belt, early spring, earlier pollen season,  Earth biodiversity crisis, Earth dying, Earth even hotter, Earth light dimming, Earth lopsided, Earth melting, Earth morbid fever, Earth on fast track, Earth past point of no return, Earth slowing down, Earth spinning out of control, Earth to explode, earth upside down,  Earth wobbling, earthquakes, El Niño intensification, erosion, emerging infections, encephalitis, Europe simultaneously baking and freezing,   evolution accelerating, expansion of university climate groups, extinctions (human, civilisation,  logic, Inuit, smallest butterfly, cod, ladybirds, bats, pandas, pikas, polar bears, pigmy possums, gorillas, koalas,  walrus, whales, frogs, toads, turtles, orang-utan,  elephants, tigers, plants, salmon, trout,  wild flowers, woodlice, penguins, a million species, half of all animal and plant species, less, not polar bears, barrier reef), experts muzzled, extreme changes to California, famine, farmers go under, fever,figurehead sacked, fish catches drop,  fish catches rise, fish stocks decline, five million illnesses, floods,  Florida economic decline, food poisoning, food prices rise, food security threat (SA),  footpath erosion, forest decline, forest expansion, frosts, fungi invasion, Garden of Eden wilts, genetic diversity decline, gene pools slashed, gingerbread houses collapse, glacial retreat,  glacial growth, glacier wrapped, global cooling, global dimming, glowing clouds, Gore omnipresence, grandstanding, grasslands wetter, Great Barrier Reef 95% dead, Great Lakes drop,  greening of the North,  Gulf Stream failure, habitat loss, Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome,   harvest increase, harvest shrinkage, hay fever epidemic, hazardous waste sites breached, heat waves,  hibernation ends too soon, hibernation ends too late, hornets, high court debates, human fertility reduced, human health improvement, human health risk, hurricanes, hydropower problems, hyperthermia deaths, ice sheet growth, ice sheet shrinkage, inclement weather, infrastructure failure (Canada), Inuit displacement, Inuit poisoned, Inuit suing, industry threatened, infectious diseases,  insurance premium rises, invasion of midges,  island disappears, islands sinking, itchier poison ivy, jellyfish explosion, Kew Gardens taxed, kitten boom, krill decline, lake and stream productivity decline, landslides, landslides of ice at 140 mph, lawsuits increase, lawsuit successful,  lawyers' income increased (surprise surprise!), lightning related insurance claims, little response in the atmosphere, Lyme disease,  Malaria, malnutrition,  Maple syrup shortage, marine diseases, marine food chain decimated, marine dead zone, Meaching (end of the world), megacryometeors, Melanoma, methane emissions from plants, methane burps, melting permafrost, Middle Kingdom convulses, migration, migration difficult (birds), microbes to decompose soil carbon more rapidly, more bad air days,   more research needed, mountain (Everest) shrinking,  mountains break up, mountains taller, mudslides,  new islands, next ice age, Nile delta damaged, no effect in India,  nuclear plants bloom,  oaks move north, ocean acidification, outdoor hockey threatened,  oyster diseases, ozone loss, ozone repair slowed, ozone rise, Pacific dead zone, personal carbon rationing, pest outbreaks, pests increase, phenology shifts,  plankton blooms, plankton destabilised, plankton loss, plant viruses, plants march north,  polar bears aggressive, polar bears cannibalistic,  polar bears drowning, polar bears starve,  polar tours scrapped, psychosocial disturbances, railroad tracks deformed, rainfall increase, rainfall reduction, refugees, reindeer larger, release of ancient frozen viruses, resorts disappear, rice yields crash,  rift on Capitol Hill, rioting and nuclear war, rivers raised, rivers dry up, rockfalls, rocky peaks crack apart, roof of the world a desert, Ross river disease,  salinity reduction, salinity increase,  Salmonella, salmon stronger, sea level rise, sea level rise faster, seals mating more, sex change, sharks booming, sharks moving north, shop closures, shrinking ponds, ski resorts threatened, slow death, smog, snowfall increase, snowfall reduction,  societal collapse, songbirds change eating habits, sour grapes, space problem, spiders invade Scotland, squid population explosion, squirrels reproduce earlier, spectacular orchids, stormwater drains stressed, taxes, tectonic plate movement, terrorism, ticks move northward (Sweden), tides rise, tourism increase, trade winds weakened, tree beetle attacks, tree foliage increase (UK), tree growth slowed, trees could return to Antarctic, trees less colourful,  trees more colourful, tropics expansion, tropopause raised, tsunamis, turtles crash, turtles lay earlier, UK Katrina, Venice flooded, volcanic eruptions, walrus pups orphaned, war, wars over water, water bills double, water supply unreliability, water scarcity (20% of increase), water stress, weather out of its mind, weather patterns awry, weeds, Western aid cancelled out,  West Nile fever, whales move north, wheat yields crushed in Australia, white Christmas dream ends, wildfires, wind shift, wind reduced,  wine - harm to Australian industry, wine industry damage (California),  wine industry disaster (US),  wine - more English, wine -German boon, wine - no more French ,  winters in Britain colder, wolves eat more moose, wolves eat less, workers laid off, World bankruptcy, World in crisis, Yellow fever.

and all on 0.006 deg C per year?

This is hard to believe, but… Good for Coral Reefs!?!

(They usually hate everything!!)

Good for people who usually would freeze to death!!

Better for Candy Land!!

Just kidding, silly—this person explains how Russia benefits...

Please click here for attribution—Whoever compiled this list has my utmost respect.  Read a few (dozen) links, and one really gets an appreciation for how dependent the media is on global warming disaster stories.  Unbelievable!

Fair and balanced alert:  

Ecojournalists at the ecoEnquirer don’t rely on quasi-scientific reports—they go on assignment to give readers the REAL story.  In the piece below by CBS, called  “Pristine Alaskan Glacier Turns Into Tropical Wasteland”,  the Eco-Team found that the time-stamp on the picture on the left was altered, and that the photo was actually taken in 1985.  Amazingly, they also proved that in the picture on the right, extra fronds were added to the third abnormally-tall palm tree from the right margin.  The extra fronds were used to create the impression that the palms are actually doing well in the photo—just the opposite of what the eco-team found.  According to the EcoTeam, “several of the palm trees appeared to be ill—simply not making it.  Obviously the distressed condition of the trees raises questions about the veracity of the conclusions irresponsibly suggested by CBS”.

1986: Frosty Cove's original pristine state featured majestic ice fields and rock outcroppings.  (Original CBS text)

2006: Frosty Cove's original beauty has been forever lost, now replaced with invasive foreign plant and animal species. (Original CBS text)

Likewise in the story pictured to the left, misleadingly-entitled Polar Bears "Dropping Like Flies" From Heat Exhaustion, the EcoTeam proved that in fact, only the bears in the 20% age extremes, i.e. the 20% very youngest and the 20% very oldest, were affected by what they called “pretty minor” temperature change.   SPEAK OUT TO CBS  and tell them to report the truth by clicking HERE.

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